Rain drops on roses
And puddles in Dittons
Brollys on Platforms and no seats to sit on
Grey clouds above oh what chaos it brings
These are a few of my favourite things
Track circuit failures
And some times derailments
Guards and train drivers on strike or with ailments
Commuting to London such arrows and slings
These are a few of my favourite things
Icy conditions
Now points that are frozen
A dozen excuses to pick from or chosen
Short notice amendments or just cancelling
Trains won't be running my favourite things
When the guard strikes
Stuck in sidings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad
No copper cables
Uprooted or stolen
Cutting removing hope make pockets swollen
Trains they aren't running there's no signalling
These are a few of my favourite things
Delays on the network
It seems there's no power
A late running train will it come in the hour
Getting to work on a prayer and a wing
These are a few of my favourite things
Leaves on the line
We are changing timetable
Broken down train we will fix if are able
Sorry for service and all our failings
Trying to repair our favourite things
Works on the weekend
That may affect journey
Check the timetable you better start early
Here is list of the routes not runn-ing
These are a few of my favourite things
Trains run reduced speed,
Disruption to service
Congestion announcement make sure that you heard this
Delays to your journey now there's tresspassing
These are a few of my favourite things
New signal failure
At Waterloo Junction
Delays on the network we no longer function
Hot days in Britain what chaos it brings
Sweating togther my favourite things
When the guard strikes
Stuck in sidings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad
