All welcome to John Lewis Kingston

All welcome to John Lewis,

Oh come on now be bold!

We hope that you all knew this,

Never knowingly undersold!

To the basement for your food wares;

Be careful mind your toes,

Take escalators, lifts or stairs,

Down to our Waitrose!

On this floor fine perfumery,

Jewellery and for soft skin care,

Home wares, cards and pharmacy,

Ornaments you'll find there.

Step up for ladies fashion,

To underwear or bedding,

If crockery or glassware's the passion,

It's the right way that you're heading!

Kitchen ware, utensils,

Home furnishings to see,

Coffee machines even pencils

Make your way to floor three!

Through passage via the artwork 

Computers and TVs,

Restaurant or sports work out;

Toys where the kids will be!

Flooring, carpets, curtains,

You definitely need to see.

You maybe quite uncertain,

But please, well just ask me!

Menswear, clothes for children,

Please pop in and try things on.

Or click online and order them,

And we can bring along!

But we would love to greet you

Partners mean much more

It would be our greatest pleasure

To welcome you in store!

Big ears!

Why have you got such big red ears? 

That stick out proudly causing sneers? 

Around for clipping, thicking, flicking, 

Hearing whispers, ripe for twisting. 

First in the queue, not for IQ, 

But here's big ears we'll stick on you. 

Did you not think to trim them down? 

Plastic surgery works wonders now. 

Why have you got such flapping ears?

Did crocodile pull them and cause those tears?

Satellite dishes on the side of head, 

Signals and sounds of what lies ahead. 

Indian, African around the globe, 

Like elephants ears your huge ear lobes!

Don't get caught in mild stiff breeze,

Lifted as a kite to trees. 

We'll wind you in, you pin them back, 

We'll get you fastest back on track!

Years being boxed, judged FA Cup, 

Jug lugs things now on the up! 

You may look like a chimpanzee, 

Now found new roll within UC. 

Designed especially to model these, 

Or this, or those, or maybe these. 

Trophear cabinet resides the mould, 

Shining FA Cup in shimmering gold, 

Unique design the heights I've reached, 

Life's a beach but I've found my niche, 

Three cheers big ears! 

Hip hip hooray for grandes oreilles! 

The question over so many years, 

Why do you have such big red ears? 

To be honest here's the answer handsome, 

Noddy refused to pay the ransome!