Don't be in fear of
Your Vauxhall Zafira.
It hurts us and it shames,
That some burst into flames!
And isn't it exciting,
The thought of it igniting;
When doing the school run,
Going down the shops, it's fun!
The thought of it igniting;
When doing the school run,
Going down the shops, it's fun!
A car that families all desire:
Doubles as a camping fire,
On all those family trips,
Ging-Gang Goolies have been gripped!
Our guidance we hope is nice and clear,
We'll contact you all some time next year,
With further instructions,
If you you've had no self destructions!
It's no use petitioning,
Don't use the air conditioning,
Don't use the air conditioning,
Just demisting your screens,
Full fan hides all of your screams!
Stay near a fire station.
Our aid it comes in spades,
Have speed dial for fire brigades!
Dont fan the flames of fear,
We will still be here,
With our lifeline number buoyed
With our lifeline number buoyed
If your car's not been destroyed!
Don't be in fear of
Your Vauxhall Zafira
NCAP rating five
Will ensure you stay alive!
Your Vauxhall Zafira
NCAP rating five
Will ensure you stay alive!
