Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Saturday, 24 December 2016

Christmas Seating Plan

To relatives,visitors, friends and guests;
It's Christmas and you should have guessed.
Did you bring your personal seating,
As we join together for our Christmas greeting?

Around the table we need more chairs,
Go seek out seating to answer prayers;
Ornate whicker, bring down the stairs,
From garage bring out plastic garden wares.

Hidden under bedroom clothes,
For relatives that come in their droves.
Garden furniture, rickety some that squeaks,
Those fragile ones the old antiques;

Some once used around camp fire,
From low to medium and then to higher.
Mind your fingers, all hands on deck,
You can't use that oh what the heck!

Hide old and dirty under throws,
Cover up so no one knows,
Cover in cushions to raise them up,
Draw straws to make your luck,

Drag out chaise longue, sit on and dine,
But whilst consuming don't recline,
Please don't think a rude suggestion,
My thoughts will lead to indigestion!

Some will have to sit and rough it;
Seated  on old  kitchen buffet!
To finish the job, give us the tools,
Around the table we'll sit on stools.

Crammed around the Christmas table,
Like shepherds who came to visit the stable,
All are welcome to join our meal,
(It's got 4 legs my mother squeals)
Enjoy this family time together
Take your seat, on well, whatever!

Monday, 19 December 2016

Early Delivery

A carrot and some milk
A mince pie with a sherry
Left upon the mantel piece
To help them as they ferry

Gifts for all the children
Tip toe for silent sake
Kids that lie in bed asleep
The excited stay awake

Put dreams inside the pillow case
Hush the crackling sound
Of gift wrapped thoughts and images
That flicker all around

Fire burns warm and welcoming
Santa parks his sleigh
Descends into the chimney pot
It's always been this way

It seems that he is early
Down the chimney breast he turns
Until he nearly reaches hearth
On log burner bottom burned! 

According to the packing slip
Fire extinguished long ago
An error with the system
Glitch! There's no cooling snow!

Next year he'll put you down the list
Of his delivery scheduled ride
His bottom hopefully will have healed
Enjoy happy Yuletide !

Label's Fallen off

Christmas week's upon us
Presents wrapped in pretty bows
Placed beneath the Christmas tree
For who nobody knows

The labels they have come away
Sellotape has lost its stick
Enjoy the gift you'll get this year
A Christmas lucky dip