It's kicking off in Stortford
New Cold War simmering hot
North Korea plan invasion
You can believe it all or not
There's battles being prepared for
The Strategy been agreed
Sun Tzu methodology
To ensure that we stay freed
Be the Duke Of Marlborough
Oudenade Ramillies Malplaquet
Generals of your armies
It's not war games that we play
Be Wellington at Waterloo
Montgomery and Huzzahs
Take on all your Gunner whos
Plan for last hurrahs
Henry V at Agincourt
Fight your own Honfleurs
Be a General Custer
It's time to earn your spurs
It's kicking off in Stortford
Why not join us if you can
We need to keep the world safe
Help from every woman and man!
