Big ears!

Why have you got such big red ears? 

That stick out proudly causing sneers? 

Around for clipping, thicking, flicking, 

Hearing whispers, ripe for twisting. 

First in the queue, not for IQ, 

But here's big ears we'll stick on you. 

Did you not think to trim them down? 

Plastic surgery works wonders now. 

Why have you got such flapping ears?

Did crocodile pull them and cause those tears?

Satellite dishes on the side of head, 

Signals and sounds of what lies ahead. 

Indian, African around the globe, 

Like elephants ears your huge ear lobes!

Don't get caught in mild stiff breeze,

Lifted as a kite to trees. 

We'll wind you in, you pin them back, 

We'll get you fastest back on track!

Years being boxed, judged FA Cup, 

Jug lugs things now on the up! 

You may look like a chimpanzee, 

Now found new roll within UC. 

Designed especially to model these, 

Or this, or those, or maybe these. 

Trophear cabinet resides the mould, 

Shining FA Cup in shimmering gold, 

Unique design the heights I've reached, 

Life's a beach but I've found my niche, 

Three cheers big ears! 

Hip hip hooray for grandes oreilles! 

The question over so many years, 

Why do you have such big red ears? 

To be honest here's the answer handsome, 

Noddy refused to pay the ransome!